As everyone who’s alive and breathing must know Sir David Attenborough is a National Treasure and someone who is almost beyond reproach. So it saddens me to say that it has come to my attention that Lord Nigel Lawson actually had the temerity to criticise him last week for scaremongering! Lord Lawson seemed to be saying that (and this is the gist of it and not his actual words) global warming is a load of old rubbish and Sir David is just scaring people and doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
How dare that Tory wanker criticise Sir David! How many times has Lawson been to the North or South Pole? What does he know about environmental science? Has he interviewed and spoken to scientists about the problem? No, he hasn’t! He’s just a ignorant Tory git who loves the sound of his own voice and can’t wait to open his big fat mouth! He assumes that we, the general public, are all hanging on his every word! Well guess again, mate! Lawson couldn’t even run the economy without screwing it up so how dare he criticise Sir David! Lawson should shut his mouth and let Sir David get on with doing what he does best which is informing everyone about the wonders and perils of the natural world.